What's going on here, Matoba-san?!
It's happened on and off since the beginning,
but the mistakes in your purchases this time are just too horrible!
Mistakes on the purchasing order?
Look at this.
I requested the complete Rental Madoka Blu-ray Collection,
Rental Madoka II
but what you've given me is an adult DVD ripping off the title!
Rental Madoka 2: A Meteo Finale to your Crotch!
How could you even make such a careless mistake?!
I see.
Then, I'll—
Well, I can let that slide since there are still ways I can use it.
But next up is this.
I requested a Mobile Angel Bundam plastic model kit,
but you gave me a Gungal model!
Hm, inexcusable.
Where did you even find this? Jeez.
But this one's the clincher.
How many times did I tell you to get the Nancha with no subtitle?
And what do you think this is?!
Nancha Okaeri
This is Okaeri!
Oh, you're right...
I can't take this anymore.
I'll buy them myself,
so please let me return to Japan this one time!
Hm, but that's asking a lot...
The location of the hole is top secret, too.
You can drug me and carry
my sleeping body there and back again if you have to!
Our students were really looking forward to these lessons, too!
But...
At this rate, we'll be facing a riot!
As the General Manager of AmuTec,
I demand that I return to Japan ASAP!
Yes, okay. I get it.
Goodbye, then.
Can I ask you one thing?
What is it?
Nancha Okaeri
Is Nancha Okaeri really that bad?
I believe the production company and the staff behind Okaeri are wonderful people.
But...
But?
The director sucks!
7. Maid In Japan
Huh?
Tomorrow morning?
Yes.
People from the SDF will come here, and once I'm in my drug-induced sleep,
please have them carry me out with this luggage.
Right...
Okay, then. Good night.
Master...
Hm?
You will come back, won't you?
Huh?
Oh, I-I'm sorry for asking such a strange thing.
Don't worry. I'll be back soon.
All right.
Take the half-elf maid with you?
No.
We absolutely cannot permit that.
I'll be careful to keep her ears hidden, though.
That's not the issue.
Then, what is?
You see, the residents of this world have absolutely no resistance to PM2.5.
The moment they set foot on Earth,
they'll experience respiratory trouble, and the risk of death is 100%.
Due to my other duties, I won't be here to see you all off,
but I'll leave Master's luggage here by the door.
Very good.
Now then, we'll transport you back to your home in Japan.
Thank you for going to all this trouble.
Here's your medicine.
Yes.
This, too?
Ah, I'm sick of this!
My hands and legs have reached their limit!
This happened because you wasted so many days waiting
for your muscles to recover from playing soccer.
So what?
If you have a problem, then do something to motivate me!
Such as?
For example,
promising you'll summon Shinichi for me if I finish all this paperwork today...
Hm, very well.
Truly?! You mean it?
All right!
I'll finish this in a flash, just you watch!
Oh, Ryouta!
I mean, good morning, Master.
I'm raising the white flag!
See? Cat ears, Onii-chan!
This can only be a dream.
So I might as well enjoy it.
Time to wake up.
My room...
How I've missed everything about it.
Or something.
Oh! The Internet, the Internet!
It's been so long!
First...
Oh!
My income's actually being deposited every month!
Awesome!
Huh?
Why are there two bags?
Ah! M-Myucel?!
Huh?
Oh, right. The rings don't work here.
Wait, what are you doing here?!
My apologies.
When I thought that you might not return, Master, I...
You...
Myucel!
Y-Yes?
Are you all right?!
Huh?
Does your chest hurt?
Do you feel like you're suffocating?
No, not at all.
He tricked me!
The half-elf maid, huh?
Yes, sir.
It looks like she snuck into Shinichi-kun's luggage.
Pleas carry this one as well.
She missed a letter...
Should we bring her back immediately?
No.
We already have guards assigned to him.
I'm truly sorry!
That's fine. You can raise your head already.
A-At least let me clean your room as an apology...
It's fine! It's fine!
Master...
Er, did she notice?
Um...
Wh-What?
Where is the restroom?
Oh...
I've got a good pace going!
Just you wait, Shinichi!
What did you say?
Shinichi's returned to his land?
I apologize for not consulting you first.
However, he will be back in this world by tomorrow.
I think we'll be fine considering how much paperwork there is, but...
When you're finished, pull the lever behind you.
Butt Spray
What's wrong?
Water went up my butt!
Is it really true that you don't have a fairy in there,
drawing up the water and bringing it to you?
Yes, it's true.
Incredible!
Japan's incredible!
All right, I'm going to check on our lesson material.
Myucel.
Yes?
Since you're here, want to go to Akiba together?
Akiba?
The origin of our culture.
Outbreak Company
SDF Member
Favorite Game: KanCone Favorite Character: Destroyer Shimakaze
Outbreak Company
Eldant Soldier
Favorite Anime: Bundam AGE Favorite Character: Ewweacle
Wow, so many cars!
That's a bus, right?
I'm so excited! I've only seen them in manga before!
Japan really is amazing!
Watch for Children!
Ah, is that the Warning Boy?
Ah, it's the 1,000 yen vending machine from Moyamoya!
Oh, Master, some small scrap of paper came out of it.
It's a ticket.
That lets you get on the train.
Train?
Place it in here, and then walk through.
Insert Ticket Here
Yes...
It opened!
Oh, take your ticket. Your ticket.
Huh?
It's big!
The train's so big!
Th-The door opened on its own?
E-Excuse me.
Farewell!
Oh, the ticket doesn't come out when you exit.
Master...
What is it?
Today's really been so much fun!
Uh, we haven't even done anything yet.
Please come to the Sentai Café, Secret Base!
This is Akiba?
That's right.
Ah, there are people like me over there...
And there... and there...
Those girls are just dressed up as maids
to draw customers into a place known as a "maid café."
Dressed up?
It's cosplay.
Would you like one?
Th-Thank you very much.
Sentai Café Secret Base
Sentai Café Secret Base?
That's a good one too, but let's start with the one I recommend.
Yes, Master!
You mean these buildings are all full of manga, anime, and games?
I don't think any other nation in our world makes as much anime as we do.
We have a wide variety, too.
Huh? What's that?
It's an event to hand out the CDs and Blu-rays that were pre-ordered.
You get a chance to talk to the voice actress of one of the main heroines!
That's the one with the raw photo of her in bloomers I tried to reserve...
Lucky guys.
Um, if you don't mind it being me,
I could give you a raw photo of me in bloomers.
Huh? Really?!
Yes!
Ah, does she understand what she's saying?!
Fujiyama Soba
This is a soba restaurant that somehow became world famous.
You dip it in this sauce and eat it.
M-Myucel?! What's wrong?!
A demon! This is the food of a demon!
Licky Licky Bookstore
Wow, this is so much fun!
Is there anywhere else you'd like to go?
This is kinda nerve-wracking.
Don't worry, Myucel.
Welcome, Master and Milady.
M-Milady? Me?
Welcome home after your hard day's work.
N-No, thank you for your politeness.
When this candle is lit, this becomes a magic world!
There!
So there are people who can use magic in Japan, too!
Yes! My name is Megu.
What would you like to eat?
I recommend our Moe Moe Omelet Rice!
You get to have our maid artist, Yumi, draw your favorite character on it!
We'll take that, then.
Thank you very much.
I'm Yumi, the maid artist!
What shall I draw for you?
I think I have to go with Madoka-tan.
Madoka-tan, yes?
Very well.
Wow!
Amazing! That's amazing!
It was nothing.
And you, Milady?
Me?
I'd like...
Master's face.
M-Master?
Now then, together!
Taste good, taste good, moe moe kyun!
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
Ah, Myucel, what's wrong?
I-I...
could never eat you, Master!
What?!
This girl's a pro!
Don't worry, here in Japan, there's...
And so, it was half an hour before Myucel started eating.
Today was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
Yes, very much so!
I see.
I'll never forget today for the rest of my life.
Now you're just going overboard.
N-Now that I think about it,
I'm here alone with a girl.
And at night, too!
It didn't bother me much in the other world,
but here in my own room, I can't help thinking about it!
W-Want to play a game?
No.
Oh, really?
More than that, I was hoping I could make some tea for you, Master.
Master, you're really sweating.
Oh, no, I'm...
Oh, yes. I should prepare the bath...
The bath?!
Y-Yes?
The bath?
Yes.
Allow me to serve you in the bath.
That's a very bad idea!
I-It is?
No, I mean, I'll run the bath myself.
In that case, I'll make the bed.
Make the bed?!
Y-Yes.
Make the bed?
Yes.
I'll make our bed, okay?
Yeah.
Is that a bad idea, as well?
Um, please do.
All right.
Oh, right.
Myucel, do you have a change of clothes?
Like underwear...
I don't have any.
What's wrong with me?
I don't know what to do when she's in my room...
The bath is now ready.
When you hear a voice saying, "The bath is now ready," you can use the bath.
I'll go buy some real quick, so take your bath.
Here's your b-bath towel.
You can borrow any shirt of mine that you like.
Okay, Master.
I'll take mine first.
Galius!
It's almost time for you to summon Shinichi!
Yes.
This is bad.
I never expected Her Imperial Highness to get this enthusiastic.
Do not fear.
Zaharl the veteran has a secret plan.
Women's Panties: Size M
I-It's hard to buy these!
But this is no time to let embarrassment win!
Here I go, Mom!
Your total comes to 525 yen.
Thank you for the 10,000 yen.
Hurry, hurry!
Huh?
I'm sorry. We're low on change.
Please wait a moment.
What?!
Contraceptives
I-Is this a sign from God?
His blessing?!
No, no, calm down.
The movie was nice...
Yeah...
And the dinner was good, too...
Phew, I somehow managed to calm down.
Next should be...
Let's have lots of fun tonight.
Just when I got myself calmed down!
D-Do not fear, Kanou Shinichi!
The goal is right before your eyes!
This is our chance!
Don't let it get away!
Hey, there...
It's been five years.
Of course not.
There's no ring on her finger!
Well, there is one...
Be Led by Your Desires!
Sh-She didn't choose that one knowing what it meant, did she?!
N-Now that I think about it, she's got nothing on under there...
And that thought's definitely turning me on...
Master...
It's delicious...
Omelet rice...
Goodnight.
There! I'm all done!
You've already summoned Shinichi, right?
Yes. Chancellor Zaharl asked that I leave it in his hands.
I see!
I've been waiting for you, Petralka!
Oh! Shinichi! Huh?
You sure worked hard!
In other words, Shinichi returned to Japan alone, correct?
To put it simply, yes.
Um...
Let's get married.
Huh?
I'm back.
Oh well...
Yesterday was fun.
Lots of fun.
Huh?
What was it I went back for?
So, in other words, you didn't bring back any of the items you sought.
Y-Yes, that's right.
Even though we dispatched the SDF?
I-I'm sorry.
You know, we had to use a lot of the national budget for that.
I see. Nothing to show.
No gain from it at all...
U-Um...
But I feel that we did gain something...
Master, you coward!
After I even went and selected that shirt just for you!
Hey! Myucel?!
What do you mean?!
Next Episode: The Melancholy of Her Imperial Majesty
Huh? I'm only reading off the script.
Dammit, writers!
Are you toying with me?!
It was cut during the storyboard phase,
but in the original script,
Perfect Hikkikomori Manual
I was supposed to be doing naughty things alone while you were asleep.
Myucel! What do you mean?! What did you do?!
It was cut during the storyboard phase, so even I don't know!
Please ask the director!